A - is for Appliance (refrigerator) breaking on Friday.
P - is for Phone call to Sears, can't come until Tuesday.
R - is for Rotting food in the fridge.
I - is for Ice that doesn't last very long without a freezer.
L - is for Lost keys after surfing on Saturday.

F - is for Forgetting how valuable your keys really are.
O- is for Overpaying someone to do our taxes on Monday.
O- is for Overpaying is an understatement.
L- is for Leaving all of our problems behind for some good food at Cheesecake Factory.
S- is for Sick hair in my food three bites into it. (By sick, I mean sick)

D- is for Don't be nice, if there is a sick hair, get upset or you'll end up paying.
A- is for Always double line your trash bags when you are throwing out all of your fridge contents.
Y- is for Yes, the joke is on us!